kassandra ♥

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

(via theuppitynegras)

lyrical:

phantomon:

i hate this fucking website

i love this shit blud

(Source: dsfhjdsfhskdfskfshdkfaljdl, via implosionsnstuff)

so this is the female condom

so this is the female condom

(Source: Vogue, via visualvixen)

*salivates*

*salivates*

(Source: shontelle, via visualvixen)

xuron:

walkingthenarrowway:

simbamane:

kenobi-wan-obi:

betaqueer:

denzelwynter:

dorkbrown:

But I prefer this look tbh

ASPIRATIONS

crop top goals

I highkey fuck with this crop top movement

Yes!

can more men do crop tops? I’ve been seeing it. it’s wonderful. everyone do it plz.

◔̯◔!!!!!!!!

I can’t tell if this is a joke or….

xuron:

walkingthenarrowway:

simbamane:

kenobi-wan-obi:

betaqueer:

denzelwynter:

dorkbrown:

But I prefer this look tbh

ASPIRATIONS

crop top goals

I highkey fuck with this crop top movement

Yes!

can more men do crop tops? I’ve been seeing it. it’s wonderful. everyone do it plz.

◔̯◔!!!!!!!!

I can’t tell if this is a joke or….

(Source: yesiamthenaija, via whitegirlsaintshit)

lordbape:

before this dress hit the tennis court it was here

(via whitegirlsaintshit)

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

(via theuppitynegras)

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

(via jujubilee)

esoteriques:

um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??

*eye roll* …..’Murica

(via taint3ed)

theuppitynegras:

2damnfeisty:

creative-cacophany:

this-bi-guy:

bussykween:

girlunderlou:

sumayaabdisalam15:

roojieq:

samcedesftw1:

jujubee58:

serf-boart:

cumleak:

igohardinovertime:

atlanteanpapi187:

vfilthy:

January Omelette 

August Sushi

April Sloppy Joe :/

June Vegemite Sandwich

September Wings

October Garlic Bread

August Biscuit

August Pizza

December chicken is on the prowl

September McDonald’s Double Quarter Pounder with No Onions

May bee

June Chicken Tenders….

October Caramel Cakes

July kiwi.

March Chipotle 

April Hawaiian bread

theuppitynegras:

2damnfeisty:

creative-cacophany:

this-bi-guy:

bussykween:

girlunderlou:

sumayaabdisalam15:

roojieq:

samcedesftw1:

jujubee58:

serf-boart:

cumleak:

igohardinovertime:

atlanteanpapi187:

vfilthy:

January Omelette 

August Sushi

April Sloppy Joe :/

June Vegemite Sandwich

September Wings

October Garlic Bread

August Biscuit

August Pizza

December chicken is on the prowl

September McDonald’s Double Quarter Pounder with No Onions

May bee

June Chicken Tenders….

October Caramel Cakes

July kiwi.

March Chipotle

April Hawaiian bread

“It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you’ve built up around your mind and let them inside.”
— (via psych-facts)

*closes eyes in silent prayer*

(via embrace-it-love-it)

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

(via theuppitynegras)

vampishly:

practical uses for men

vampishly:

practical uses for men

(Source: misshealthgeek, via theuppitynegras)